Law makers across America are afraid, very afraid. Apparently it has been revealed that large numbers of disgruntled youth are carrying concealed finger guns! Discussions are already underway on how to reign in this new threat American security. Domestically speaking, some beleive it may be too late but are willing to try to curb it, but internationally....well that is a whole different ballgame. Obama has remained firm that America has not nor will not develope Finger guns of mass destruction, but the rest of the world does not seem to be listening. A potential new cold war could be just around the corner as rougue nations, lacking the finances, may opt to ignore any pre-existing UN limits on finger guns and start developing these terroristic weapons of the future.
Sarah Palin, never one to shy from controversay, vowed America and her security were paramount, and in an open display of disregard for the potential explosive nature of the subject, watched happily as her husband Tood pulled his finger gun out from a concealed location. She smiled with an evil grin saying to the finger "Go ahead, make my day"
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2010/04/19/dnt.finger.gun.suspension.cnn.html
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